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Myconaut “Headload” - Review

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Myconaut are a progressive rock/metal band from Meadville that’ve picking up steam in the Erie scene. They’re a band that if you didn’t know who they were, you definitely knew them after their set. They’re cut from the same cloth as Tool, Sabbath, Kyuss, and all that good, jammy  stoner/desert rock with flares of metal mixed in.  I’ll briefly delve into how I became familiar with their work. Spoiler: I’m totally biased here, but I’ve been waiting for this record for a long time. That and I felt compelled to write this because I missed their release show, and this is a sin in the cardinal rule of fellow progressive dorks and must be rectified on my part.  It was the summer of ‘23 and my band Massive Denial was invited to the reinstated Metal Massacre Festival. Many, many sweaty metal heads crammed in a barn with nonstop music playing throughout the weekend. And if you were a local metal/rock band, then it felt like the big leagues. So, I get there early to check out (nea...

Turning Public Domain Children’s Media into Horror Films Sucks

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Popeye, the Slayer Man Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey (I and II)  Pinocchio: Unstrung  Bambi: The Reckoning  Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare  The movies listed above, and they are actual movies that’ve been released or are soon to be released, are from the mind of Rhys Frake-Waterfield and the Twisted Childhood Universe with the exception of the Popeye movie. Given the name, the idea is that you have children’s IP and turn a horror spin on them. Bonus points if it’s media where the copyright has expired and they’re now in the public domain.  The first slew of these movies was Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey in 2023. I thought the idea was a little cheeky and it tickled me that Winnie the Pooh’s copyright expired and some indie director decided to twist it into a horror direction. I’m all up for reimaginings, so why not? The end product, however, ended up as a gore slog with very little imagination. It’s a movie that just has some burly guys in masks vaguely lo...

Succession Succeeds as a Modern King Lear

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I’m always a person who’s down for a new show to watch… When I have the time for it. I have to make the time for it which I have to be economical about how to spend my time; it’s a valuable resource! My philosophy then follows that if I don’t watch new and exciting shows or films, then I’m not stretching those writing muscles. So, for shows I tend to wait a couple seasons in so that a critical census reaches a point as to whether or not it’s God’s gift to the world or is a Sucksandwhich. I wish that weren’t the case, but the blog ain’t paying the bills (yet, anyways…). Then the fourth season of Succession on Max was announced…  Succession was a show that circled around my recommendation list from time to time. I didn’t have Max at the time, so it fell under the radar for a bit. It was around the same time I renewed my Max subscription for the then-new show The Last of Us came out. Then I finished that show and found Succession on the top of the Top Series consistently with The Last...

Hope is an Eldritch Horror

               Where is hope? Man, everyday it’s getting harder to find it with the search getting longer. To find solace. To find peace. Hope; It’s something that’s been misplaced in recent memory. I used to believe in goodness and that everything would turn out alright in the end. With recent news and a sickness in my family, the sense of doom and dread permeates seemingly all around me, crushing me with an unbearable weight. What a cruel world is being said less ironically by me with each passing day. Hope is something lost on me recently, but I came to a realization: Hope exists whether I like it or not. Bad things will eventually unravel given enough time.  I had this revelation recently. That hope is a thing that’ll always exist with the likes of war, love, hate, and, God willing, peace. In Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, a vile character of Judge Holden says this on war, “ War was always here. Even before man was, war waited...